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05-22-2004, 12:12 AM
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 How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?  |
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05-22-2004, 12:12 AM
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"It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant."
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05-22-2004, 12:13 AM
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"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television."
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05-22-2004, 12:13 AM
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 There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' |
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05-22-2004, 12:14 AM
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"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying."
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05-22-2004, 12:14 AM
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05-22-2004, 12:14 AM
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 Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember  |
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05-22-2004, 12:15 AM
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okay enough of this, goodnight.
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05-22-2004, 12:16 AM
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 A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:16 AM
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The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:17 AM
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 The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:17 AM
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 The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:19 AM
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 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:20 AM
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 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?  |
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05-22-2004, 12:21 AM
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 A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. |
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05-22-2004, 12:22 AM
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A stick. |
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05-22-2004, 12:22 AM
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 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?  |
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05-22-2004, 12:23 AM
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 I'd cross the hottest desert |
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05-22-2004, 12:24 AM
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 You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.  |
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05-22-2004, 12:25 AM
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WTF smokey?
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05-22-2004, 12:25 AM
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It was so cold |
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05-22-2004, 12:26 AM
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 What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? |
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05-22-2004, 12:27 AM
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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05-22-2004, 12:28 AM
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05-22-2004, 12:28 AM
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For sale : Twin beds  |
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05-22-2004, 12:29 AM
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How do you tell an old man?  |
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05-22-2004, 12:30 AM
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 An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died  |
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05-22-2004, 12:31 AM
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so she took them to the taxodermist |
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05-22-2004, 12:32 AM
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05-22-2004, 12:32 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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non stop action... wow.
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05-22-2004, 12:32 AM
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 Why does an elephant have four feet? |
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05-22-2004, 12:33 AM
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 Anatomy is something everybody's got  |
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05-22-2004, 12:34 AM
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but sure looks better on a woman. |
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05-22-2004, 12:34 AM
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What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? |
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05-22-2004, 12:34 AM
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05-22-2004, 12:35 AM
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A. A navel. :D |
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05-22-2004, 12:35 AM
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This thread will never end naturally. One of these days gfy will just close it and one lucky bastard will get the cash
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05-22-2004, 12:36 AM
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A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.  |
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05-22-2004, 12:37 AM
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Why did the punk cross the road? |
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05-22-2004, 12:37 AM
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lataz skataz
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05-22-2004, 12:37 AM
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Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? |
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05-22-2004, 12:38 AM
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05-22-2004, 12:38 AM
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Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? |
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05-22-2004, 12:39 AM
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:D There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'
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05-22-2004, 12:40 AM
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' |
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05-22-2004, 12:41 AM
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Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? |
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05-22-2004, 12:41 AM
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A. "How do you breath through something so small?" |
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05-22-2004, 12:42 AM
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 The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?'  |
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05-22-2004, 12:42 AM
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Morning guys
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05-22-2004, 12:43 AM
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