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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:57 AM

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

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DR_PHIL · 05-21-2004, 05:57 AM

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:58 AM

Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:58 AM

A. Play ball!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 05:59 AM

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:00 AM

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:01 AM

A. Cause it said concentrate.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:01 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:02 AM

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:03 AM

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:04 AM

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:05 AM

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:06 AM

A. An interpreter.

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TweetyBird · 05-21-2004, 06:06 AM

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:07 AM

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:07 AM

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:09 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:10 AM

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:10 AM

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:11 AM

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:12 AM

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:12 AM

A. Their both empty from the neck up

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:13 AM

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:14 AM

A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:15 AM

A. A blow job with handlebars

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:15 AM

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:16 AM

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:17 AM

A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:18 AM

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:19 AM

Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:20 AM

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:21 AM

A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:21 AM

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:22 AM

A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:22 AM

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:23 AM

A. Oh no

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:24 AM

I'm going to fall again!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:24 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?

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Juliaa · 05-21-2004, 06:24 AM

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:25 AM

A. There is white out on the screen.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:26 AM

A. Open 24 hours a day.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:27 AM

Q. Why did the blonde throw bread crumbs down the toilet?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:28 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:28 AM

A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:30 AM

Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:31 AM

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:32 AM

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:33 AM

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:34 AM

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 06:34 AM

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

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05-21-2004, 05:57 AM	#3401
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05-21-2004, 05:57 AM	#3402
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05-21-2004, 05:58 AM	#3403
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? *-

05-21-2004, 05:58 AM	#3404
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Play ball! *-

05-21-2004, 05:59 AM	#3405
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. You always hear about them but never see them. *-

05-21-2004, 06:00 AM	#3406
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? *-

05-21-2004, 06:01 AM	#3407
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Cause it said concentrate. *-

05-21-2004, 06:01 AM	#3408
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? *-

05-21-2004, 06:02 AM	#3409
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They know how many went down on the Titanic. *-

05-21-2004, 06:03 AM	#3410
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? *-

05-21-2004, 06:04 AM	#3411
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes wear underwear? *-

05-21-2004, 06:05 AM	#3412
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? *-

05-21-2004, 06:06 AM	#3413
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. An interpreter. *-

05-21-2004, 06:07 AM	#3415
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it. *-

05-21-2004, 06:07 AM	#3416
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? *-

05-21-2004, 06:09 AM	#3417
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? *-

05-21-2004, 06:10 AM	#3418
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. "Are you sure it's mine?" *-

05-21-2004, 06:10 AM	#3419
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? *-

05-21-2004, 06:11 AM	#3420
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because they have blond boyfriends *-

05-21-2004, 06:12 AM	#3421
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 06:12 AM	#3422
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Their both empty from the neck up *-

05-21-2004, 06:13 AM	#3423
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 06:14 AM	#3424
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked. *-

05-21-2004, 06:15 AM	#3425
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. A blow job with handlebars *-

05-21-2004, 06:15 AM	#3426
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? *-

05-21-2004, 06:16 AM	#3427
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? *-

05-21-2004, 06:17 AM	#3428
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. *-

05-21-2004, 06:18 AM	#3429
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05-21-2004, 06:19 AM	#3430
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? *-

05-21-2004, 06:20 AM	#3431
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How do you drown a blonde? *-