:Note A. "Are you sure it's mine?" :GFYBand

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever beaten up Han Solo for lookin' at your sister.

:xomunch Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? :smokin

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you constantly mistake R2 units for beer kegs.

:1orglaugh A. Because they have blond boyfriends :cool-as-a

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you count B.O. as a Jedi power. :Graucho

:karaoke Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? :Note

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used a lightsaber to skin a deer.

:angel Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? :disgust

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

:tongue: Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails? :Hollering

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.

:zzwhip A. A blow job with handlebars :321GFY

:zzwhip Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . there is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

:hi A. A golden retriever. :2 cents:

:question :question :question

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. :glugglug

:spawn Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? :question

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . a peaceful meditation session is one without gas. :1orglaugh

:hi A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. :zzwhip

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE. :helpme

:arcadefre Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? :fart

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?" :winkwink:

:Oh crap A. It has a stamp on it. :boid

what if i don't have a paypal account?

:disgust Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections? :thefinger

:ak47: A. A wine and cheese party! :winkwink:

HI Jolly Rancher you lost you Sig

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard. :Oh crap

:winkwink: Q. How do you drown a blonde? :helpme

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."

:hi A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. :boid

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . the worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters. :drinkup

:GFYBand Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? :angel

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . wookies are offended by your B.O. :boid

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:Graucho A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. :moon

:tongue: Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? :Kissmy

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial. :Graucho

:Oh crap A. Oh no :pimp

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I'd like a pint of beer."

The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."

The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.

"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."

The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.

Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If . . .
. . . you have ever used the force in conjunction with bowling or a spitting contest. :uhoh

:repuke I'm going to fall again! :ak47:

You know you're a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!

:eatmouse Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? :warning

:question A. There is white out on the screen. :sleep

Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonalds on Friday night in Iowa?
A: Prom.

:stop Q. Why are blondes like 7-Eleven stores? :eatmouse

Two women, one from the north and one from the south, are seated next to one another on a plane.
"Where you flyin' to?" says the southern woman. The northern woman turns up her nose.

"Don't you know you should NEVER end a sentence with a preposition?" The southern woman thinks about this for a second.

"Where you flyin' to, bitch?"