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05-21-2004, 09:22 AM
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"I can resist everything except temptation."
Oscar Wilde.
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05-21-2004, 09:23 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
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05-21-2004, 09:23 AM
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Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl vampire?
A. See you next period.   
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05-21-2004, 09:23 AM
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"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain.
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05-21-2004, 09:24 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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05-21-2004, 09:24 AM
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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
A. Because you have to hollow the head out.
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05-21-2004, 09:24 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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05-21-2004, 09:24 AM
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Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
A. Depends!
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05-21-2004, 09:25 AM
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Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
A. You wake up in the morning with a face like a glazed doughnut and a beard like an unwashed paintbrush. 
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05-21-2004, 09:25 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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05-21-2004, 09:25 AM
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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Damn !!!
Talk about posting with a vengeance !!!!!
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05-21-2004, 09:25 AM
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Q. What's the difference between the San Diego Padres and a Prostitute?
A. Nothing, they both suck!
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05-21-2004, 09:25 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:26 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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05-21-2004, 09:26 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:26 AM
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"Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."
Catherine Zandonella.
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05-21-2004, 09:26 AM
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Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
A. Lite & Easy
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05-21-2004, 09:27 AM
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.
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05-21-2004, 09:27 AM
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Q. What's female Viagra?
A. Jewellery
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A. Beef strokin' off.
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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05-21-2004, 09:28 AM
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Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
A. Two rats fucking in a wool sock.
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05-21-2004, 09:29 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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05-21-2004, 09:29 AM
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"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving.
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05-21-2004, 09:29 AM
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Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
A. The blonde, because she's 18. hehehe
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05-21-2004, 09:29 AM
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
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05-21-2004, 09:29 AM
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Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A. The best ones squirt when you eat them.
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05-21-2004, 09:30 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:30 AM
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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05-21-2004, 09:30 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a hamster and a cow?
A. Cows survive the branding.
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05-21-2004, 09:30 AM
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"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
GWB
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05-21-2004, 09:31 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:31 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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05-21-2004, 09:31 AM
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Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. hahahaha Stubble
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05-21-2004, 09:31 AM
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"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
GWB
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05-21-2004, 09:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
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05-21-2004, 09:32 AM
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Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a flea?
A. An itchy cock. 
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05-21-2004, 09:32 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:32 AM
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"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"
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05-21-2004, 09:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
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05-21-2004, 09:33 AM
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Q. Why don't Canadians have group sex?
A. Too many thank-you letters to write afterwards.
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05-21-2004, 09:33 AM
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"What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position."
GWB 
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05-21-2004, 09:33 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
A. The porn video has better music! 
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05-21-2004, 09:33 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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05-21-2004, 09:34 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:34 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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