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Q. What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A. Men will spend two hours searching for a golf ball. 
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05-21-2004, 09:34 AM
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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
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05-21-2004, 09:34 AM
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Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
A. Give her a used tampon and ask her what period it's from.  
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05-21-2004, 09:35 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:35 AM
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I asked her what she was doing
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05-21-2004, 09:35 AM
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Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?
A. Kermit's Finger  
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05-21-2004, 09:36 AM
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she said "Moving."
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05-21-2004, 09:36 AM
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Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
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05-21-2004, 09:36 AM
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Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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05-21-2004, 09:37 AM
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Q. Why are women are like tires?
A. There's always a spare. It's impossible this thread !!!
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05-21-2004, 09:37 AM
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Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A. A tran-sister. ehehe
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05-21-2004, 09:37 AM
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"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
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05-21-2004, 09:38 AM
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Q. What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
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05-21-2004, 09:38 AM
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"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
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05-21-2004, 09:38 AM
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Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag?
A. Speed bumps.
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05-21-2004, 09:39 AM
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"We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself."
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05-21-2004, 09:39 AM
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Q. What do you call an adolescent rabbit?
A. A pubic hair. Well i'll be back later !
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05-21-2004, 09:39 AM
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
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05-21-2004, 09:40 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:40 AM
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says
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05-21-2004, 09:40 AM
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"The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case."
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05-21-2004, 09:41 AM
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DING!
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05-21-2004, 09:41 AM
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"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."
Brendan Francis.
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05-21-2004, 09:42 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:42 AM
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"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."
Denis Leary.
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05-21-2004, 09:42 AM
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she has to lick other people's fingers!
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05-21-2004, 09:43 AM
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"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
Emo Philips.
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05-21-2004, 09:43 AM
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"It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother."
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05-21-2004, 09:43 AM
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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05-21-2004, 09:44 AM
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Yo is a mamma?
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05-21-2004, 09:44 AM
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said
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05-21-2004, 09:45 AM
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
RD Laing.
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05-21-2004, 09:45 AM
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What ya doin'?
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05-21-2004, 09:45 AM
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05-21-2004, 09:46 AM
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She said
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05-21-2004, 09:46 AM
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"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
Edgar Wallace.
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05-21-2004, 09:46 AM
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"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
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05-21-2004, 09:47 AM
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Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
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05-21-2004, 09:48 AM
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Buying luggage.
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05-21-2004, 09:48 AM
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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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05-21-2004, 09:49 AM
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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05-21-2004, 09:49 AM
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Congrats on the 1000 Jolly Rancher
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05-21-2004, 09:50 AM
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Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign
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05-21-2004, 09:50 AM
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
Matt Groening.
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05-21-2004, 09:50 AM
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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
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she went home and got 16 friends
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05-21-2004, 09:51 AM
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"If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield.
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05-21-2004, 09:52 AM
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Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside
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05-21-2004, 09:52 AM
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"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
Emo Philips.
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