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05-21-2004, 08:14 AM
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Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
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05-21-2004, 08:16 AM
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the easier they are to pick up.
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05-21-2004, 08:17 AM
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Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
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05-21-2004, 08:18 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
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05-21-2004, 08:19 AM
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A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
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05-21-2004, 08:20 AM
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Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are?
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05-21-2004, 08:20 AM
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hmm..... look like I the one :D
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05-21-2004, 08:21 AM
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A. Play ball!
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05-21-2004, 08:22 AM
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A. You always hear about them but never see them.
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05-21-2004, 08:22 AM
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Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
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05-21-2004, 08:23 AM
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A. Cause it said concentrate.
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05-21-2004, 08:24 AM
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A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.
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05-21-2004, 08:25 AM
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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
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05-21-2004, 08:26 AM
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A. The joystick is wet.
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05-21-2004, 08:27 AM
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A. To keep their ankles warm.
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05-21-2004, 08:27 AM
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Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?
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05-21-2004, 08:28 AM
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Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?
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05-21-2004, 08:29 AM
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A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.
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05-21-2004, 08:30 AM
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Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
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05-21-2004, 08:30 AM
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A. She sold her car for it...
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05-21-2004, 08:31 AM
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A. "Are you sure it's mine?"
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05-21-2004, 08:32 AM
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Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
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05-21-2004, 08:32 AM
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wtf?
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05-21-2004, 08:33 AM
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A. Because they have blond boyfriends
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05-21-2004, 08:33 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:33 AM
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Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
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05-21-2004, 08:33 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:34 AM
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A. Their both empty from the neck up
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05-21-2004, 08:34 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:34 AM
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Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
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05-21-2004, 08:35 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:35 AM
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A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.
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05-21-2004, 08:35 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
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05-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:36 AM
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A. A blow job with handlebars
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05-21-2004, 08:37 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:37 AM
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Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
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05-21-2004, 08:37 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:38 AM
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05-21-2004, 08:38 AM
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A. A golden retriever.
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05-21-2004, 08:39 AM
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niiiiiice
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05-21-2004, 08:39 AM
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Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
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05-21-2004, 08:39 AM
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anymore?
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05-21-2004, 08:40 AM
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Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
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05-21-2004, 08:41 AM
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Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
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05-21-2004, 08:42 AM
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no more punchlines?
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05-21-2004, 08:42 AM
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
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05-21-2004, 08:43 AM
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A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
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