The Last Person to ever post is this Thread wins $250 (paypal) - Page 81 - GoFuckYourself.com

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:14 AM

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:14 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:14 AM

the looser it gets!

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:15 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

muskrat · 05-21-2004, 10:15 AM

Get a free 10k site see the details

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:15 AM

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:15 AM

A. Frosted Flakes

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

*-

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by muskrat
Get a free 10k site see the details

haha nice

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:16 AM

A. An airbag.

*-

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:17 AM

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:17 AM

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:17 AM

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:17 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:17 AM

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man."
Erica Jong.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:18 AM

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

*-

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:19 AM

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:19 AM

"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
Oscar Wilde.

This is true

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:19 AM

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:19 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

*-

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
Mae West.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.

*-

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanda
Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
Joan Rivers.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:21 AM

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanda
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above)

LOL

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:22 AM

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:22 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:23 AM

A. Brain tumor.

*-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:23 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:23 AM

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?
Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

05-21-2004, 10:14 AM	#4001
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"Women should be obscene and not heard." Groucho Marx. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:15 AM	#4006
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4009
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4012
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#4015
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." Roseanne Barr. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:14 AM	#4002
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.

05-21-2004, 10:14 AM	#4003
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	the looser it gets! *-

05-21-2004, 10:15 AM	#4004
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

05-21-2004, 10:15 AM	#4005
muskrat Registered User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 27	Get a free 10k site see the details

05-21-2004, 10:15 AM	#4007
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Frosted Flakes *-

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4008
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4010
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? *-

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4013
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.

05-21-2004, 10:16 AM	#4014
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. An airbag. *-

05-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#4016
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#4017
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? *-

05-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#4018
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate

05-21-2004, 10:17 AM	#4019
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4020
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing." Sean Williamson. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4021
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. *-

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4022
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4023
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4024
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilt and I'll show you a man." Erica Jong. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:18 AM	#4025
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? *-

05-21-2004, 10:19 AM	#4026
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels? Because they like more head room __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:19 AM	#4027
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."

05-21-2004, 10:19 AM	#4028
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied." Oscar Wilde. This is true __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:19 AM	#4029
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.'' __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:19 AM	#4030
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4031
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? *-

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4032
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4033
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	"When women go wrong, men go right after them." Mae West. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4034
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4035
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other? A: An air mattress. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:20 AM	#4036
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board. *-