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Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:17 AM

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:18 AM

What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:18 AM

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:20 AM

For sale : Twin beds

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:21 AM

How do you tell an old man?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:22 AM

It isn't hard.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:22 AM

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:23 AM

so she took them to the taxodermist

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:24 AM

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:25 AM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:26 AM

but sure looks better on a woman.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:26 AM

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:27 AM

Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:28 AM

Because they deserve them.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:29 AM

Why did the punk cross the road?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:30 AM

Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:31 AM

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:31 AM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

SomeCreep · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Lensman, dont you think its time this thread was closed?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:33 AM

A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:34 AM

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:35 AM

The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:35 AM

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:35 AM

The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:36 AM

Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:36 AM

'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:36 AM

A: Make him the designated driver.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:37 AM

'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:37 AM

What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:38 AM

Q: What's green and bounces off the walls?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:38 AM

It's ass.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:38 AM

A: Ric O'Shea!!

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:38 AM

A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:39 AM

Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:39 AM

What's brown and sticky?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:40 AM

A stick.

SYNIKAL · 05-22-2004, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeCreep
Lensman, dont you think its time this thread was closed?

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:40 AM

What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:41 AM

A. He just bends over the pages....

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:41 AM

If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:41 AM

Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog?

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:42 AM

A. Pour Gas on a Cat

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:42 AM

You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:43 AM

It was so cold

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:43 AM

and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :D

Smokey The ßear · 05-22-2004, 01:43 AM

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Jolly Rancher · 05-22-2004, 01:44 AM

Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat?

05-22-2004, 01:32 AM	#6670
SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Lensman, dont you think its time this thread was closed? __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

05-22-2004, 01:17 AM	#6651
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	the town flasher ran up and described himself.

05-22-2004, 01:18 AM	#6652
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan?

05-22-2004, 01:18 AM	#6653
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

05-22-2004, 01:20 AM	#6654
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	For sale : Twin beds

05-22-2004, 01:21 AM	#6655
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How do you tell an old man?

05-22-2004, 01:22 AM	#6656
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	It isn't hard.

05-22-2004, 01:22 AM	#6657
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

05-22-2004, 01:23 AM	#6658
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	so she took them to the taxodermist

05-22-2004, 01:24 AM	#6659
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

05-22-2004, 01:25 AM	#6660
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because it would look silly with six inches.

05-22-2004, 01:26 AM	#6661
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	but sure looks better on a woman.

05-22-2004, 01:26 AM	#6662
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?

05-22-2004, 01:27 AM	#6663
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?

05-22-2004, 01:28 AM	#6664
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because they deserve them.

05-22-2004, 01:29 AM	#6665
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Why did the punk cross the road?

05-22-2004, 01:30 AM	#6666
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?

05-22-2004, 01:31 AM	#6667
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

05-22-2004, 01:31 AM	#6668
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-22-2004, 01:32 AM	#6669
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?'

05-22-2004, 01:32 AM	#6671
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

05-22-2004, 01:32 AM	#6672
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

05-22-2004, 01:33 AM	#6673
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis

05-22-2004, 01:34 AM	#6674
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!'

05-22-2004, 01:35 AM	#6675
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?'

05-22-2004, 01:35 AM	#6676
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet?

05-22-2004, 01:35 AM	#6677
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?'

05-22-2004, 01:36 AM	#6678
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman?

05-22-2004, 01:36 AM	#6679
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'

05-22-2004, 01:36 AM	#6680
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A: Make him the designated driver.

05-22-2004, 01:37 AM	#6681
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'