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Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:15 PM

"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:16 PM

the town flasher ran up and described himself.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:16 PM

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

running on empty

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

Illicit · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

I will win

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:17 PM

Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:18 PM

future primitive

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:18 PM

:D For sale : Twin beds

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:18 PM

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:18 PM

"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:19 PM

one hardly used.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:19 PM

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:20 PM

How do you tell an old man?

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:20 PM

jungle fever

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:20 PM

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:20 PM

"We have art to save ourselves from the truth."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:20 PM

An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:21 PM

down periscope

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:21 PM

so she took them to the taxodermist

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:21 PM

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:21 PM

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:22 PM

'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:22 PM

drop the hammer

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:23 PM

"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:23 PM

Because it would look silly with six inches.

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:23 PM

taking it to the limit

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:23 PM

"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:24 PM

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:24 PM

Anatomy is something everybody's got

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:24 PM

boyz in da hood

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:24 PM

but sure looks better on a woman.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:25 PM

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:25 PM

"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must."

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:25 PM

Darling.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

Why do women get periods?

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

Any married man should forget his mistakes-there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

David Barnes · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

stella aint got no groove

nofx · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

"What I have in my heart, I'll take to my grave"

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

Because they deserve them.

Approved Cash · 05-21-2004, 10:26 PM

"The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:27 PM

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:27 PM

Why did the punk cross the road?

darnit · 05-21-2004, 10:28 PM

no real reason to bump.... so bump.

Did i win?

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:28 PM

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:29 PM

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:29 PM

Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

Smokey The ßear · 05-21-2004, 10:29 PM

There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!'

05-21-2004, 10:15 PM	#6201
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:16 PM	#6203
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	__________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6206
Illicit wtf ? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: GFY Posts: 11,895	I will win __________________ Insert Sig Here

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6207
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6208
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	__________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:16 PM	#6202
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	the town flasher ran up and described himself.

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6204
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	running on empty

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6205
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	A man who's too drunk to follow orders.

05-21-2004, 10:17 PM	#6209
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!'

05-21-2004, 10:18 PM	#6210
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	future primitive

05-21-2004, 10:18 PM	#6211
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	:D For sale : Twin beds

05-21-2004, 10:18 PM	#6212
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	__________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:18 PM	#6213
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:19 PM	#6214
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	one hardly used.

05-21-2004, 10:19 PM	#6215
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#6216
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	How do you tell an old man?

05-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#6217
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	jungle fever

05-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#6218
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#6219
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"We have art to save ourselves from the truth." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:20 PM	#6220
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died

05-21-2004, 10:21 PM	#6221
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	down periscope

05-21-2004, 10:21 PM	#6222
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	so she took them to the taxodermist

05-21-2004, 10:21 PM	#6223
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:21 PM	#6224
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:22 PM	#6225
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	'So you want them mounted?' asked the taxidermist. To which she replied ; 'No. Holding hands will do just fine.'

05-21-2004, 10:22 PM	#6226
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	drop the hammer

05-21-2004, 10:23 PM	#6227
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:23 PM	#6228
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Because it would look silly with six inches.

05-21-2004, 10:23 PM	#6229
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	taking it to the limit

05-21-2004, 10:23 PM	#6230
Approved Cash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Pacific Beach Posts: 101	"Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe." __________________ Do what you know you should.

05-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#6231
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#6232
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	Anatomy is something everybody's got

05-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#6233
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	boyz in da hood

05-21-2004, 10:24 PM	#6234
Smokey The ßear So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,144	but sure looks better on a woman.

05-21-2004, 10:25 PM	#6235
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!