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05-20-2004, 08:40 PM
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stop trying to steal my money!
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05-20-2004, 08:41 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce! 
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05-20-2004, 08:42 PM
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Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:42 PM
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she put the Boogie man outta business.
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05-20-2004, 08:43 PM
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light.
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05-20-2004, 08:43 PM
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you mama so ugly she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
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05-20-2004, 08:44 PM
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Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her fingernails with a paint roller!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:44 PM
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Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
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05-20-2004, 08:44 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
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05-20-2004, 08:45 PM
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One day a man walked in on his son masturbating. He said, "Now son, if you don't stop masterbuting, you'll go blind!" The son replies, "Hey dad! I'm over here!"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:45 PM
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05-20-2004, 08:45 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses
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05-20-2004, 08:46 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
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05-20-2004, 08:47 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.
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05-20-2004, 08:47 PM
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oh please satan let it be me
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05-20-2004, 08:48 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
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05-20-2004, 08:49 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
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05-20-2004, 08:49 PM
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By the wrath of Agamemnon
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05-20-2004, 08:50 PM
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Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
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05-20-2004, 08:50 PM
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05-20-2004, 08:51 PM
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Yo mama's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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05-20-2004, 08:51 PM
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Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
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05-20-2004, 08:52 PM
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Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
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05-20-2004, 08:52 PM
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Did I win? lol
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05-20-2004, 08:52 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
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05-20-2004, 08:53 PM
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:53 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
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05-20-2004, 08:54 PM
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05-20-2004, 08:54 PM
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THE END :-)
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05-20-2004, 08:54 PM
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Yo mama so ugly, she makes onions cry.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:54 PM
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05-20-2004, 08:54 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:55 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
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05-20-2004, 08:55 PM
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How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?
You give them a quarter and they'll let you score!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:55 PM
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05-20-2004, 08:55 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
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05-20-2004, 08:56 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:56 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
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05-20-2004, 08:56 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:56 PM
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This thread is heterosexual.
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05-20-2004, 08:57 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
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05-20-2004, 08:57 PM
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Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:58 PM
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Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:59 PM
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Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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05-20-2004, 08:59 PM
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The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 08:59 PM
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Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
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05-20-2004, 09:00 PM
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Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 09:00 PM
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Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.
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05-20-2004, 09:00 PM
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Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
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My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!
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05-20-2004, 09:00 PM
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Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
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