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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:37 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:37 PM

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:39 PM

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:40 PM

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:41 PM

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:42 PM

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:43 PM

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:44 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:45 PM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:46 PM

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:47 PM

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV

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S P A N N O W · 05-20-2004, 11:47 PM

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:48 PM

and watches the couch!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:49 PM

she put "Hooked on Phonics."

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:50 PM

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:51 PM

Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:51 PM

she took the 22 twice instead.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:52 PM

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:52 PM

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:54 PM

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:54 PM

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:55 PM

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead

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Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:56 PM

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:56 PM

talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

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Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:56 PM

What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
Not everyone's been in a 747!

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:57 PM

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes

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Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:57 PM

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:57 PM

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:58 PM

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

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Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:58 PM

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:59 PM

A Blonde's Brain At Work

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

Nanda · 05-20-2004, 11:59 PM

A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?

Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach?
Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch

Jolly Rancher · 05-20-2004, 11:59 PM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:00 AM

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:00 AM

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:00 AM

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:01 AM

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:01 AM

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:02 AM

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:02 AM

Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:02 AM

Why do blondes like cars with adjustable steering wheels?
Because they like more head room.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:03 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:04 AM

''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde.
''No,'' said the brunette.

''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:04 AM

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:04 AM

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?
She heard the drinks were on the house.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:05 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:05 AM

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

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Nanda · 05-21-2004, 12:06 AM

Q: What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?
A: An air mattress.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:06 AM

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 12:07 AM

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

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05-20-2004, 11:47 PM	#2712
S P A N N O W Everywhere You Wanna Be! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: NorCal Posts: 11,941	__________________ Ambush

05-20-2004, 11:56 PM	#2723
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	__________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:56 PM	#2725
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:57 PM	#2727
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:57 PM	#2728
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? Women! __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:37 PM	#2701
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. *-

05-20-2004, 11:37 PM	#2702
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. *-

05-20-2004, 11:39 PM	#2703
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. *-

05-20-2004, 11:40 PM	#2704
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. *-

05-20-2004, 11:41 PM	#2705
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. *-

05-20-2004, 11:42 PM	#2706
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. *-

05-20-2004, 11:43 PM	#2707
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. *-

05-20-2004, 11:44 PM	#2708
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. *-

05-20-2004, 11:45 PM	#2709
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

05-20-2004, 11:46 PM	#2710
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! *-

05-20-2004, 11:47 PM	#2711
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV *-

05-20-2004, 11:48 PM	#2713
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	and watches the couch! *-

05-20-2004, 11:49 PM	#2714
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she put "Hooked on Phonics." *-

05-20-2004, 11:50 PM	#2715
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. *-

05-20-2004, 11:51 PM	#2716
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus *-

05-20-2004, 11:51 PM	#2717
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she took the 22 twice instead. *-

05-20-2004, 11:52 PM	#2718
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. *-

05-20-2004, 11:52 PM	#2719
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. *-

05-20-2004, 11:54 PM	#2720
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. *-

05-20-2004, 11:54 PM	#2721
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. *-

05-20-2004, 11:55 PM	#2722
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead *-

05-20-2004, 11:56 PM	#2724
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. *-

05-20-2004, 11:57 PM	#2726
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes *-

05-20-2004, 11:58 PM	#2729
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. *-

05-20-2004, 11:58 PM	#2730
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date? So they have some place to put their feet. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:59 PM	#2731
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A Blonde's Brain At Work A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:59 PM	#2732
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer? Why doesn't the blonde want to drink beer on the beach? Because she doesn't want to get sand in her Busch __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-20-2004, 11:59 PM	#2733
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! *-

05-21-2004, 12:00 AM	#2734
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

05-21-2004, 12:00 AM	#2735
Nanda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: African Safari Posts: 5,310	Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. __________________ My Ex-husband SKULL-BUITRE ran off to Colombia with OUR money and screwed me after I helped him build OUR business. He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!