:Note A. To feed the toilet duck! :repuke

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

:waaaaahh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a pair of sun glasses? :fart

:D A. The sun glasses sit higher on your face. :zzwhip

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

:eatmouse Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :Kissmy

:eyecrazy A. practice. :Kissmy

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?

:karaoke A. To cover the valve stem. :sleep

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

:Note Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :angel

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

:uhoh Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? :Kissmy

What's another word for thesaurus?

:disgust A. The blonde has the higher sperm count. :2 cents:

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

:rasta A. They spread for the bread. :Graucho

How did a fool and his money get together?

:warning Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :Grrrrrr

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

:eek7 it's not time. :disgust

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

:Graucho Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :thefinger

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

:NopeNope A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips... :Grrrrrr

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

:Oh crap A: Make him the designated driver. :spawn

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

:ticking Q: What's green and bounces off the walls? :thumbsup

:pimp A: Ric O'Shea!! :smokin

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

:thefinger Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? :cool-as-a

:cool-as-a A. He just bends over the pages.... :Note

:321GFY Q. Know how to make a Cat sound like a Dog? :pimp

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

:eek7 A. Pour Gas on a Cat :hi

:stop and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :hi

:waaaaahh Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? :stoned

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

:ak47: A. Stick a Dog in a freezer for a day :Hollering

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

:stoned Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW. :Grrrrrr

:ticking Q. What did the sea say to the shore? :D

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?