:repuke Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? :girl

Die Hard fan call me John John McClain now

:Buck: A. Pull the pin and throw it back. :BangBang:

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you take out a home improvement loan to buy a new camper shell.

Death to the enemy, Wu brother number one

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.

:2 cents: A. Artificial intelligence. :pimp

The centipede, trouble some

sweet.. everyone's gone.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you and six of your neighbors split a cable bill.

55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

:repuke A. A brunette with bad breath. :pimp

Far from :)

Sun still shine one

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . Jack Daniels makes your list of most admired people.

:stoned Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common? :feels-hot

.........and I'm spent.

Time for your crooked mind

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you prefer car keys to Q-tips. LOL:thumbsup

:Grrrrrr the easier they are to pick up. :arcadefre

Drunk off of cheap wine

:evil-laug Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex? :helpme

:eek7 A. She opens the car door. :cool-as-a

Son I'm in the street crime

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you have a sign on your front door explaining house rules and liability.

Got juice very fine

:ticking A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! :rainfro

Turn me loose on mankind

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . people don't recognize your car without a dead animal on the hood.

:stoned Q. What does a blonde say the last two words of the national anthem are? :Note

Detionate the land mine

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your mailbox holds up one end of your clothesline. lol

:angel A. Play ball! :stop

Funk gets me goin' now

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you participate in a 'Who can spit tobacco the farthest?' contest.:)

:eatmouse Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? :stoned

Never sell, never sold

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball cap. LOL:Graucho

:drinkup A. You always hear about them but never see them. :hi

Live by the code now

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you do like to look at the pictures.:helpme

Never tell, never told

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever had to appear in court because of your dogs. lol:)

:fart A. Cause it said concentrate. :eatmouse

:eek7 Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic? :eek2

Darts I throw

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the front license plate of your car has the words 'Foxy Lady' written in airbrush.

:spawn Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? :Hollering

Like Clyde with the finger roll