:fart and down the throat :winkwink:

:eek7 WWhat is the difference between a whore :Kissmy

:girl Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank? :NopeNope

:Hollering you lose interest... :xomunch

:mad: a nimpho :smokin

:eyecrazy Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay? :evil-laug

:Grrrrrr The whore says :feels-hot

:eyecrazy Aren't you done yet? :stop

:tongue: Are you done ALREADY? :thumbsup

:eek2 And the blonde says :tongue:

:girl Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige... :repuke

:drinkup I've use up all my sick days :fart

:zzwhip so I'm calling in dead. :GFYBand

:Graucho I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work :smokin

:mad: or early. :waaaaahh

damn still going

:uhoh Over the lips :uhoh

:Buck: WWhat is the difference between a whore :stoned

:ugone2far a nimpho :stop

:mad: and a blonde? :sleep

:spawn Aren't you done yet? :eatmouse

:eatmouse The nimpho says :D

:xomunch And the blonde says :Graucho

:Kissmy Beige. I think I'll paint the celling beige... :warning

:angel I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. :xomunch

:pimp I've use up all my sick days :repuke

:2 cents: I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work :2 cents:

:NopeNope or early. :Buck:

I guess it'd be idiotic of me to assume that the rest of you guys will leave. :(

wild

:question Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win. :pimp

:warning A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle... :Grrrrrr

:stoned Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? :angel

:Oh crap Over the lips :cool-as-a

:cool-as-a A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!" :NopeNope

:fart WWhat is the difference between a whore :Kissmy

:BangBang: a nimpho :Grrrrrr

:eek7 A: So they can run their fingers through their hair. :sadcrying

:stop Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom? :karaoke

:stop It was so cold :glugglug

:321GFY the town flasher ran up and described himself. :angel

:moon Q: What's a wife? :pimp

:mad: What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :sleep

:disgust A: An attachment you screw on the bed :spawn

:Hollering A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :pimp

:ak47: to get the housework done. :rasta

:Kissmy Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? :cool-as-a

:xomunch Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :cool-as-a

:Buck: For sale : Twin beds :eek7

:ticking Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? :winkwink: