:Grrrrrr Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws? :pimp

A. you're an idiot

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a stock tip is advice on wormin your hogs.

:angel 2pack :helpme

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you don't have a home phone.:Graucho

:Hollering A. practice. :xomunch

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think Ross Perot is how your cousin Ross got out of jail early.:1orglaugh

:hi 2pak :question

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think trash TV is something in your backyard.:)

:Note A. To cover the valve stem. :question

:NopeNope fluffy :2 cents:

:drinkup Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? :waaaaahh

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . stealing road signs is a family outing.

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night.:thumbsup

:eek7 A. It takes too long to retrain them. :1orglaugh

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you've ever changed the numbers on your house so the police can't find you.

:waaaaahh thugz :glugglug

:arcadefre A. They spread for the bread. :stop

:karaoke da :NopeNope

:girl Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house? :stop

:rasta yh :sadcrying

:angel it's not time. :Oh crap

:sleep Q: Did you hear about the Irishman born with two left feet? :hi

:hi A: He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips... :waaaaahh

:repuke WWhat is the difference between a whore :tongue:

:NopeNope Q: How do you ruin St. Paddy's day for an Irishman? :glugglug

:arcadefre A: Make him the designated driver. :BangBang:

:Graucho and a blonde? :spawn

:smokin A: Ric O'Shea!! :angel

:sleep Aren't you done yet? :321GFY

It's back.

:(

:girl Q. Did you hear Clinton doesn't use bookmarks? :arcadefre

:feels-hot Are you done ALREADY? :boid

:Note A. He just bends over the pages.... :glugglug

I like McDonalds... is that bad?

:BangBang: And the blonde says :ak47:

:repuke A. Pour Gas on a Cat :eyecrazy

:Graucho and throw a match at it........ WOOF. :arcadefre

:321GFY I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. :Note

:disgust Q. Know how to make a Dog sound like a Cat? :NopeNope

Hmm funny shit :Graucho

:Kissmy so I'm calling in dead. :winkwink:

Now i'm hungry...... need to feed the belly

:tongue: Then cut it with a band saw. MEEOOW. :rasta

:helpme I'm late for work because I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop reliving sunday (tight up until the explosion). I was able to exit from the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source by exactly e*log(pi) clocks while simultaneously rapping my dog on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. This was strange as I don't own a dog. Accordingly I will be late for work :rasta

:girl A. Nothing...it just waved. :smokin

:Kissmy Patrick was in charge of Bingo at his church. He called the numbers in Latin so the Pritestants wouldn't win. :feels-hot

:2 cents: Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? :Buck:

:disgust Over the lips :drinkup

:glugglug A. You play at the top and finger the bottom... :zzwhip