okay i win

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

:xomunch Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? :xomunch

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your coat of arms features a tire iron.:Grrrrrr

Take that nigga [that nigga...]

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you own a denim leisure suit.:boid

:arcadefre A. FULL :pimp

43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

The sound of gun birth put the foul in this earth

:Buck: Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? :eek7

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you use Armor-All on your leather jacket.:zzwhip

You can't fake plannin' from the

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your spare tire is a cement block.:eyecrazy

44. Ax Me About Ebonics.

:disgust Q. Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper? :uhoh

?Mack Control Theories? [Mack Control Theories]

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

:sleep A. So she could lip read. :drinkup

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . the UFO hotline limits you to one call per day.:spawn

ALL YOU GUYS STOP POSTING!

or no christmas presents for you guys either.

Murder in the first bring 'em back down to Earth

46. Boldly Going Nowhere.

:mad: Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? :cool-as-a

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your spring wardrobe mostly involves using scissors.:Oh crap

You niggas don't hear me, prepare for the worst!

47. Cat: The Other White Meat.

:tongue: A. You get to park in the handicap zone. :pimp

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your tires are worth more than your truck.:smokin

[prepare for the worst]

:spawn Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? :rasta

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

:xomunch A. Pregnant :thefinger

Times gon change, nuttin will remain the same

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you tried to claim 'loss of teeth' as an exemption on your taxes. lol

49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.

Million dollar broke niggas still fucked up in the game

:smokin Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? :warning

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . your daddy's legacy is a gun rack and Jerry Clowers autograph on a Stuckey's napkin.:helpme

:1orglaugh

Make me wanna choke niggas shittin' on my name

:zzwhip Q. What's the difference between butter and a blonde? :Oh crap

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you bought your best pair of shoes off the impulse rack by the register.:)

50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Tuck your chain I approach nigga Go Against the Grain now

:question A. Butter is difficult to spread. :angel

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you think beef jerky and Moonpies are two of the major food groups.:Graucho

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

?Hit the standin' brain? now

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?