:boid How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? :uhoh

:rainfro Only one. To slam the car boot shut. :BangBang:

:spawn There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high. The second complained the bunkers were too deep. The third said the holes were too wide. The fourth one said 'Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!' :1orglaugh

:2 cents: Broken promises don't upset me. I just think 'Why did they believe me?' :thumbsup

:321GFY Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember :ak47:

:Oh crap A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said 'Your wife's mind has completely gone!'. To which the man replied 'I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!' :pimp

:karaoke The graduate with an engenieering degree asks 'How does it do that?' :glugglug

:GFYBand The graduate with an accounting degree asks 'How much does it cost?' :D

:smokin The graduate with the Arts degree asks 'Do you want fries with that?' :BangBang:

I am probably spamming

:Oh crap 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :stoned

:Kissmy What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :arcadefre

:zzwhip A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :eek2

:hi What's brown and sticky? :question

Guess this thread will die. :1orglaugh

:pimp A stick. :mad:

:eek7 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :Kissmy

:1orglaugh

:feels-hot I'd cross the hottest desert :thefinger

:warning It was so cold :rainfro

:Graucho the town flasher ran up and described himself. :repuke

:cool-as-a What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :girl

:moon Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :stop

:Kissmy For sale : Twin beds :feels-hot

:ticking one hardly used. :uhoh

:spawn How do you tell an old man? :winkwink:

:disgust It isn't hard. :Buck:

:waaaaahh so she took them to the taxodermist :repuke

:Buck: Why does an elephant have four feet? :ugone2far

:moon Anatomy is something everybody's got :glugglug

"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo."

:321GFY but sure looks better on a woman. :spawn