:Graucho A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Buck:

:fart What's brown and sticky? :angel

:rasta A stick. :rasta

:arcadefre What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? :tongue:

great.... another bot... my chances of winning are dwindling.

:rainfro If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :zzwhip

:drinkup I'd cross the hottest desert :zzwhip

:waaaaahh You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :hi

:eatmouse It was so cold :spawn

:glugglug the town flasher ran up and described himself. :hi

:xomunch What do you get if you cross an Irish man with a Gernan? :arcadefre

:Buck: A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :Oh crap

:BangBang: smokey

:eek7 Two cows in a field. One says to the other 'What do you think about this mad cow desease?' The other one replies 'Blimey! a talking cow!' :disgust

:NopeNope one hardly used. :winkwink:

:spawn How do you tell an old man? :hi

:Note It isn't hard. :GFYBand

:boid An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died :Graucho

:tongue: so she took them to the taxodermist :tongue:

:BangBang: the bear

:disgust Why does an elephant have four feet? :repuke

:karaoke Because it would look silly with six inches. :eatmouse

:Grrrrrr Anatomy is something everybody's got :question

:sleep but sure looks better on a woman. :stop

:waaaaahh What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? :arcadefre

:mad: Why do women get periods? :uhoh

Cool jokes! :1orglaugh

:Note Why did the punk cross the road? :sadcrying