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:321GFY 'Was your wife a virgin when you married?' :feels-hot
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:repuke A: The sex is the same but you get the remote. :BangBang:
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DR_PHIL => ROFL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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:1orglaugh 'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.' :zzwhip
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:glugglug Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage :spawn
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try to beat them at their own game.. hmmmmm.... don't think this gonna work.
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:stop Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you :2 cents:
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:eek2 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen? :GFYBand
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:2 cents: what have you done wrong? :sleep
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:Oh crap A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part. :Graucho
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:karaoke A: Made her chain too long. :glugglug
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:angel What's brown and sticky? :sadcrying
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:rainfro Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? :ticking
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Know you know why some people have 10,000 posts, lol
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:Oh crap A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. :thefinger
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:GFYBand A stick. :winkwink:
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:eyecrazy Q. Why are men like public toilets? :waaaaahh
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:D If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish. :glugglug
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:angel Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? :ticking
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:Hollering I'd cross the hottest desert :Graucho
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:sleep A. If you lay them properly the first time :helpme
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:cool-as-a You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool. :ugone2far
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:thumbsup you can walk all over them for life :Oh crap
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:xomunch It was so cold :Hollering
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:ak47: Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? :zzwhip
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:angel the town flasher ran up and described himself. :stop
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:sadcrying A. They can't stand criticism. :feels-hot
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:Graucho Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive :BangBang:
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:warning A man who's too drunk to follow orders. :arcadefre
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:Grrrrrr A: Because those men already have boyfriends. :girl
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:hi For sale : Twin beds :xomunch
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:helpme Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? :eatmouse
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:Note one hardly used. :warning
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:disgust A. A padded headboard. :eatmouse
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:karaoke How do you tell an old man? :moon
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:mad: Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm? :2 cents:
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:NopeNope It isn't hard. :boid
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:Oh crap A. Because men fake foreplay. :thumbsup
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:Note Q. What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog? :ak47:
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:1orglaugh so she took them to the taxodermist :repuke
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:Hollering A. After a year :rasta
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:sadcrying the dog is still excited to see you. :fart
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:tongue: Why does an elephant have four feet? :uhoh
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:eyecrazy Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? :winkwink:
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:glugglug Because it would look silly with six inches. :Buck:
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:repuke A It's not real bright :GFYBand
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:glugglug but sure looks better on a woman. :hi
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:hi and spreads easy. :mad:
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i guess Jolly Rancher really wants to switch his sig handle to Smokey the Bear
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