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Old 05-21-2004, 07:04 PM   #5751
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'Was your wife a virgin when you married?'
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:04 PM   #5752
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A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:04 PM   #5753
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DR_PHIL => ROFL
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:05 PM   #5754
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'I don't know. Some say yes. Some say no.'
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:05 PM   #5755
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Q: What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? A Marriage
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:05 PM   #5756
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try to beat them at their own game.. hmmmmm.... don't think this gonna work.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:05 PM   #5757
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Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:05 PM   #5758
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What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:06 PM   #5759
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what have you done wrong?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:07 PM   #5760
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A face can say many things. Especially the mouth part.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:07 PM   #5761
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A: Made her chain too long.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:07 PM   #5762
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What's brown and sticky?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:07 PM   #5763
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #5764
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Know you know why some people have 10,000 posts, lol
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #5765
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A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #5766
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A stick.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:08 PM   #5767
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Q. Why are men like public toilets?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:09 PM   #5768
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:09 PM   #5769
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:D If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:10 PM   #5770
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Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:10 PM   #5771
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I'd cross the hottest desert
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:10 PM   #5772
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A. If you lay them properly the first time
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:10 PM   #5773
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You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:11 PM   #5774
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you can walk all over them for life
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:11 PM   #5775
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It was so cold
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:11 PM   #5776
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Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:11 PM   #5777
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the town flasher ran up and described himself.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:12 PM   #5778
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A. They can't stand criticism.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:13 PM   #5779
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:13 PM   #5780
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A man who's too drunk to follow orders.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:14 PM   #5781
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A: Because those men already have boyfriends.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:14 PM   #5782
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For sale : Twin beds
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:14 PM   #5783
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:14 PM   #5784
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one hardly used.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:15 PM   #5785
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A. A padded headboard.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:15 PM   #5786
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How do you tell an old man?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:15 PM   #5787
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:16 PM   #5788
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It isn't hard.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:16 PM   #5789
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A. Because men fake foreplay.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:16 PM   #5790
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:17 PM   #5791
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so she took them to the taxodermist
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:17 PM   #5792
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A. After a year
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:18 PM   #5793
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the dog is still excited to see you.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:18 PM   #5794
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Why does an elephant have four feet?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:18 PM   #5795
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Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:19 PM   #5796
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Because it would look silly with six inches.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:19 PM   #5797
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A It's not real bright
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:20 PM   #5798
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but sure looks better on a woman.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:20 PM   #5799
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and spreads easy.
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Old 05-21-2004, 07:20 PM   #5800
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i guess Jolly Rancher really wants to switch his sig handle to Smokey the Bear
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