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05-21-2004, 04:02 PM
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 A. Nothing...it just waved.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:03 PM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a guitar? |
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05-21-2004, 04:03 PM
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If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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05-21-2004, 04:03 PM
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 A. You play at the top and finger the bottom...  |
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05-21-2004, 04:04 PM
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 Q. What's the similarity between a woman and a bank?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:04 PM
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05-21-2004, 04:05 PM
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 you lose interest...  |
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05-21-2004, 04:05 PM
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
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05-21-2004, 04:05 PM
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 Q. How do you make out if a guy's gay?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:06 PM
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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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05-21-2004, 04:06 PM
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 A. He is always expanding his friend(s) circle...  |
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05-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
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05-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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 Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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A: "*Mgplth*(choke)*gkltmpfff*!!!"  |
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05-21-2004, 04:07 PM
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Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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05-21-2004, 04:08 PM
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 Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pants pockets? |
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05-21-2004, 04:08 PM
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A: So they can run their fingers through their hair.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:08 PM
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Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
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05-21-2004, 04:09 PM
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 Q: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:09 PM
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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05-21-2004, 04:10 PM
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A: They have to pull their own pants down.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:10 PM
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Q: What's a wife?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:11 PM
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A: An attachment you screw on the bed  |
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05-21-2004, 04:11 PM
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
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05-21-2004, 04:11 PM
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to get the housework done. |
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05-21-2004, 04:12 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:12 PM
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A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
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05-21-2004, 04:12 PM
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A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch....  |
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05-21-2004, 04:13 PM
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
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05-21-2004, 04:13 PM
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 Q: What do Michael Jackson and Chris Farley have in common? |
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05-21-2004, 04:14 PM
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A: 10-year old crack habit.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:14 PM
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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05-21-2004, 04:14 PM
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Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?  |
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05-21-2004, 04:15 PM
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A: So when you pull on their tits they don't shit on you.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:15 PM
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Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
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05-21-2004, 04:16 PM
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Q: How much hair is in a girl's lap? |
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05-21-2004, 04:16 PM
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I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
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05-21-2004, 04:16 PM
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Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
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05-21-2004, 04:17 PM
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05-21-2004, 04:17 PM
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The only perfect science is hindsight.
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05-21-2004, 04:17 PM
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A: To teach women to walk on their hind legs. |
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05-21-2004, 04:17 PM
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He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
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05-21-2004, 04:18 PM
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05-21-2004, 04:18 PM
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A: Underweight.  |
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05-21-2004, 04:18 PM
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A procrastinator's work is never done.
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05-21-2004, 04:19 PM
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Q: What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota? |
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05-21-2004, 04:19 PM
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My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
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05-21-2004, 04:19 PM
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A: Anorexic |
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05-21-2004, 04:20 PM
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Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
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