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Old 05-21-2004, 11:05 AM   #4201
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:06 AM   #4202
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:06 AM   #4203
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:06 AM   #4204
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:07 AM   #4205
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Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:07 AM   #4206
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:07 AM   #4207
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What do they use to ship styrofoam?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #4208
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #4209
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #4210
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:08 AM   #4211
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:09 AM   #4212
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:09 AM   #4213
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:09 AM   #4214
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:09 AM   #4215
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:09 AM   #4216
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:10 AM   #4217
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:10 AM   #4218
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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?







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Old 05-21-2004, 11:10 AM   #4219
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:10 AM   #4220
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When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:11 AM   #4221
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:11 AM   #4222
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Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:12 AM   #4223
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Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:13 AM   #4224
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:15 AM   #4225
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"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:16 AM   #4226
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If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:17 AM   #4227
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:17 AM   #4228
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:18 AM   #4229
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:19 AM   #4230
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hm.. wonder if that will be US or CA dollars?
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:19 AM   #4231
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:19 AM   #4232
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:20 AM   #4233
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:21 AM   #4235
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:21 AM   #4236
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:24 AM   #4241
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you lose interest...
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