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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside *-

she grabbed a spoon?

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:53 AM

she ran outside with a spoon

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:53 AM

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:54 AM

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:54 AM

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy."
Steve Martin.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:54 AM

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:55 AM

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
Joan Rivers.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:55 AM

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:55 AM

"I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."
Elton John.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:56 AM

Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint?

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:56 AM

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women."
Bernard Manning.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:57 AM

A It's not real bright

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:57 AM

Fancy a quick drink?
Beer, as all alcoholic drinks, is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, then defecating. This bacterial excrement is called alcohol.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:57 AM

but its cheap

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 09:58 AM

Make mine a double.
The worlds strongest beer is 'Samuel Adams' Triple Bock, which has reached 17% alcohol by volume. To obtain this level, however, they had to use a champagne yeast.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:58 AM

and spreads easy.

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Purple Haze · 05-21-2004, 09:58 AM

still going and going

Purple Haze

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 09:59 AM

Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:00 AM

we can make a lot of money.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:00 AM

Q. How does a blonde part their hair?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:01 AM

A. By doing the splits.

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:01 AM

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?

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xl11 · 05-21-2004, 10:02 AM

Stop bumpping this thread!

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:02 AM

A. Nothing

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:03 AM

they haven't met!

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:03 AM

Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:04 AM

A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xl11
Stop bumpping this thread!

Okay.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:05 AM

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?

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Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:05 AM

A. Humpme Dumpme

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:06 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:07 AM

A. More leg-room!

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Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jolly Rancher
A. Humpme Dumpme *-

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:07 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:08 AM

A. They chip their teeth.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:08 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:09 AM

A. Fertilized

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:09 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:09 AM

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

Oh Sheila · 05-21-2004, 10:10 AM

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.

"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:10 AM

A. More headroom

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:10 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:11 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:11 AM

A. Because everyone gets a turn.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:12 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.

Jolly Rancher · 05-21-2004, 10:12 AM

A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

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born4porn · 05-21-2004, 10:13 AM

Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Nanda · 05-21-2004, 10:14 AM

What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
Women!

05-21-2004, 09:53 AM	#3953
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05-21-2004, 09:54 AM	#3955
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05-21-2004, 09:55 AM	#3957
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05-21-2004, 09:55 AM	#3959
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05-21-2004, 09:56 AM	#3961
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05-21-2004, 09:53 AM	#3952
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	she ran outside with a spoon *-

05-21-2004, 09:54 AM	#3954
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind *-

05-21-2004, 09:54 AM	#3956
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl *-

05-21-2004, 09:55 AM	#3958
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! *-

05-21-2004, 09:56 AM	#3960
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? *-

05-21-2004, 09:57 AM	#3962
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A It's not real bright *-

05-21-2004, 09:57 AM	#3963
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Fancy a quick drink? Beer, as all alcoholic drinks, is made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, then defecating. This bacterial excrement is called alcohol. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 09:57 AM	#3964
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	but its cheap *-

05-21-2004, 09:58 AM	#3965
Oh Sheila Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,404	Make mine a double. The worlds strongest beer is 'Samuel Adams' Triple Bock, which has reached 17% alcohol by volume. To obtain this level, however, they had to use a champagne yeast. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

05-21-2004, 09:58 AM	#3966
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	and spreads easy. *-

05-21-2004, 09:58 AM	#3967
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05-21-2004, 09:59 AM	#3968
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? *-

05-21-2004, 10:00 AM	#3969
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	we can make a lot of money. *-

05-21-2004, 10:00 AM	#3970
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. How does a blonde part their hair? *-

05-21-2004, 10:01 AM	#3971
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. By doing the splits. *-

05-21-2004, 10:01 AM	#3972
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? *-

05-21-2004, 10:02 AM	#3973
xl11 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 712	Stop bumpping this thread!

05-21-2004, 10:02 AM	#3974
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Nothing *-

05-21-2004, 10:03 AM	#3975
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	they haven't met! *-

05-21-2004, 10:03 AM	#3976
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? *-

05-21-2004, 10:04 AM	#3977
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables. *-

05-21-2004, 10:05 AM	#3979
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme? *-

05-21-2004, 10:05 AM	#3980
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Humpme Dumpme *-

05-21-2004, 10:06 AM	#3981
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball.

05-21-2004, 10:07 AM	#3982
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. More leg-room! *-

05-21-2004, 10:07 AM	#3984
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.

05-21-2004, 10:08 AM	#3985
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. They chip their teeth. *-

05-21-2004, 10:08 AM	#3986
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

05-21-2004, 10:09 AM	#3987
Jolly Rancher So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 1,996	A. Fertilized *-

05-21-2004, 10:09 AM	#3988
born4porn FUKM ALL! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: somewhere wet n sticky - Sydney Posts: 38,781	Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."